Right now, he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp
and she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she
can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick showing her how to shoot a combo
and he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania kareoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
And he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh...not on me
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Ohh...before he cheats
