Right now, he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp
and she's probably getting frisky
Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she
can't shoot whiskey
Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick showing her how to shoot a combo
and he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania kareoke
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
And he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me!
Ohh not on me
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Ohh Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Ohh before he cheats