Right now, he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp and she's probably getting frisky Right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick showing her how to shoot a combo and he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
Right now, she's probably up singing some white-trash version of Shania kareoke Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk" and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky, Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo And he don't know
That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat, I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.
I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl, Cause the next time that he cheats Oh, you know it won't be on me! Ohh...not on me
I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped-up four-wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seat, I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats Ohh...before he cheats