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Introdução:
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How do you do? I See you've met my
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Faithful handy-man
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He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked
D# E G
He thought you were the candyman
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Don't get strung out, by the way I look
D# E G
Don't judge a book by its cover
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I'm not much of a man by the light of day
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But, by night I'm one hell of a lover
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
E G
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
A E
You look like you're both . .. pretty groovy
E G
Or if you want something visual . .. that's not too abysmal
A E
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
E G
BRAD: We're glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone?
A E
We're both in a bit of a hurry JANET: Right!!
E G
BRAD: We'll just stay where we are, then to back to our car
A E
We don't want to be any worry
E G
FRANK: Well, you got caught with a flat, Well, how 'bout that?
A E
Well, babies, don't you panic
E G
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
A E
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic!
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
(hard stop, chords struck hard and short)
E G
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night!) or maybe, a bite? (Bite!)
A E
I could show you my favorite .. . obsession
E G
I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan
A E
and he's good for relieving my .. . "tension"
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
B7 A E
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
(spoken, chords struck hard and short)
E G
So - come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab
E
I see you shiver with antici.. . pation
E G
But, maybe the rain, isn't really to blame
E
So, I'll remove the cause (chuckle), but not the symptom!