How do you do? I See you've met my
Faithful handy-man
He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman
Don't get strung out, by the way I look
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But, by night I'm one hell of a lover
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both . pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual . that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
BRAD: We're glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry JANET: Right!!
BRAD: We'll just stay where we are, then to back to our car
We don't want to be any worry
FRANK: Well, you got caught with a flat, Well, how 'bout that?
Well, babies, don't you panic
By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
I'll get you a Satanic mechanic!
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
(hard stop, chords struck hard and short)
Why don't you stay for the night? (Night!) or maybe, a bite? (Bite!)
I could show you my favorite . obsession
I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan
and he's good for relieving my . "tension"
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
(spoken, chords struck hard and short)
So - come up to the lab, and see what's on the slab
I see you shiver with antici . pation
But, maybe the rain, isn't really to blame
So, I'll remove the cause (chuckle), but not the symptom!