Chords
Rocky Horror Picture Show - Sweet Transvestite

Key: E

Introduction:

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                  How do you do?   I           See you've met my
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        Faithful handy-man
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        He's just a little brought down, because when you knocked
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        He thought you were the candyman
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              Don't get strung out, by the way I look
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        Don't judge a book by its cover
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        I'm not much of a man by the light of day
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        But, by night I'm one hell of a lover
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        I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
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        Let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
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        You look like you're both . .. pretty groovy
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        Or if you want something visual . .. that's not too abysmal
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        We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie
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        BRAD: We're glad we caught you at home, Could we use your phone?
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        We're both in a bit of a hurry         JANET: Right!!
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        BRAD: We'll just stay where we are, then to back to our car
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        We don't want to be any worry
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        FRANK: Well, you got caught with a flat, Well, how 'bout that?
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        Well, babies, don't you panic
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        By the light of the night, it'll all seem alright
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        I'll get you a Satanic mechanic!
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        I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
        (hard stop, chords struck hard and short)
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        Why don't you stay for the night? (Night!) or maybe, a bite? (Bite!)
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        I could show you my favorite .. . obsession
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        I've been making a man, with blond hair and a tan
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        and he's good for relieving my .. . "tension"
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        I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
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        I'm just a sweet transvestite from transsexual, Transylvania
      (spoken, chords struck hard and short)
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      So - come up to the lab,   and see what's on the slab
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      I see you shiver with antici.. . pation
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      But, maybe the rain, isn't really to blame
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      So, I'll remove the cause (chuckle), but not the symptom!