Tom:
Introdução:
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I hope you mash your finger, I hope you catch on fire
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Your nose grows like Giopetto's little wooden liar
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I hope it's raining cats and dogs when you go outside
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I hope your car runs out of gas and you ain't got a ride
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But please don't think I'm bitter or I bear you ill will
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I'd just like to be there when you take your bitter pill
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May your ground be rocky, may your ground be hard to hoe
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May I be around to watch you reap just what you sow
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I hope your boyfriend's wife, finds out about you two
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I hope this little note I wrote, provides her with a clue
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I do hope the IRS audits all your books
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And they put you in the hoosegow with all them other crooks
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So what if I am bitter, honey what did you expect
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You're lucky I don't hunt you down and wring your scrawny neck
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I hope you're feeling guilty for treating me this way
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Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, and have a real nice day...
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Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, and have a real nice day!