Tono:
Introducción:
E A E/G# F#m
I hope you mash your finger, I hope you catch on fire
B E
Your nose grows like Giopetto's little wooden liar
E A E/G# F#m
I hope it's raining cats and dogs when you go outside
B E
I hope your car runs out of gas and you ain't got a ride
A B E
But please don't think I'm bitter or I bear you ill will
C#m A B
I'd just like to be there when you take your bitter pill
A B E C#m
May your ground be rocky, may your ground be hard to hoe
B A B E
May I be around to watch you reap just what you sow
E A E/G# F#m
I hope your boyfriend's wife, finds out about you two
B E
I hope this little note I wrote, provides her with a clue
E A E/G# F#m
I do hope the IRS audits all your books
B A B E
And they put you in the hoosegow with all them other crooks
A B E
So what if I am bitter, honey what did you expect
C#m A B
You're lucky I don't hunt you down and wring your scrawny neck
A B E C#m
I hope you're feeling guilty for treating me this way
B A B E
Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, and have a real nice day...
B A B E
Happy Birthday, Merry Christmas, and have a real nice day!