Cifras
Theres a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havent Though Of It Yet

Tono: B

Introducción:

 D                                                                         C 
Please leave all overcoats, canes and tophats
                                         F 
with the doorman. From that moment
                                     B 
you'll be by yourself and underdressed.
           A 
I'm wrecking this evening already and
   B 
loving every minute of it.
 C                                                       B                               A 
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring end.
                           D(hammer/palm 
When you're in black slacks with accentuating off white
 C                                      B                   A 
pinstripes, whoa oh. Everything goes
             A         G       F       D 
A     cord     ing     to     plan.
 D                                         C 
I'm the new cancer, never looked better
 F                     B 
you can't stand it.
                   B 
And you say so under your breath
                                   A 
you're reading lips "when did he get all confident?"
*Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
            B     A{X} 
{VERSE 2}
*Next is a trip to the   the ladies' room in vain and,
 D                                       C 
Talk to the mirror. Oh, choke back tears!
*"I'm a diva."
 D                                                 C 
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box
                   F                               B 
on the table they just so happened to be
     B         A     B                              A 
laced with ni     tro     gly     ce     rin
{Repeat: "I'm the new cancer"}
 D                     C                   F                     B 
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer
           B                       A                   D 
I've never looked better and you can't stand it.
{OUTRO}
                 D                                                   C 
And i know, and i know, it just doesn't feel like
                     F                                                 B 
a night out with no one sizing you up.
                         B                         A 
I've never been so surreptitious so of course
                   D 
I'll be distracted when I spike the punch.