Please leave all overcoats, canes and tophats
with the doorman. From that moment
you'll be by yourself and underdressed.
I'm wrecking this evening already and
loving every minute of it.
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring end.
When you're in black slacks with accentuating off white
pinstripes, whoa oh. Everything goes
A cord ing to plan.
I'm the new cancer, never looked better
you can't stand it.
And you say so under your breath
you're reading lips "when did he get all confident?"
*Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
{VERSE 2}
*Next is a trip to the the ladies' room in vain and,
Talk to the mirror. Oh, choke back tears!
*"I'm a diva."
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box
on the table they just so happened to be
laced with ni tro gly ce rin
{Repeat: "I'm the new cancer"}
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer
I've never looked better and you can't stand it.
{OUTRO}
And i know, and i know, it just doesn't feel like
a night out with no one sizing you up.
I've never been so surreptitious so of course
I'll be distracted when I spike the punch.