Tono: C
Introducción:
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Baby close your eyes
and hear the words I say
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Oh I realize
That you're in a lot of pain
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and I apologize
I never wanted it this way,
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Please...don't cry
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Baby I sold your dog on eBay
Am
We both knew that we had bills to pay
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It was either him or my PlayStation 2
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which doesn't even eat food
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and will never ever pee on the duvet
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One day I came home
and that dog had escaped
Am
he forsook his bone
and instead he ate
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everything I own
from the couch to the drapes
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I called you on the phone
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And said "I'm selling him on eBay
Am
We both know that we've got bills to pay
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He peed on season 2 of Deep Space 9
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That's crossing the line
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I'm listing the auction today"
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I put him in a box with some Styrofoam peanuts
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a bag of kibble and a couple of milk bones
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the guy online paid for overnight shipping
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so the very next day he was in Buffalo
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Oh, please don't cry,
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Oh, please don't cry,
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Baby, please don't cry,
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Goddammit, stop crying.
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He is an ugly dog
like a ball of walking fuzz
Am
and he poops constantly
more than any other dog does
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but we won't have to worry
about it anymore because
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please listen to me
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Yeah I sold him on eBay
Am
we both knew that we had bills to pay
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I got a hundred fifty dollars for
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that mutt that peed all over my floor
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and I know they'll be hell to pay
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Yeah we had bills to pay
Am
so I sold her dog on eBay
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I told her "you have got to understand it
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yeah, he could sit
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but he absolutely couldn't stay.
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yeah, he could sit
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but he absolutely couldn't stay."