Chords
Baby I Sold Your Dog On Ebay

Key: C

Introduction:

difficulty
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             C  
Baby close your eyes
and hear the words I say
             Am  
Oh I realize
That you're in a lot of pain
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and I apologize
I never wanted it this way,
C                                    G  
Please...don't cry
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Baby I sold your dog on eBay
                                                                  Am  
We both knew that we had bills to pay
                                                                G                            C  
It was either him or my PlayStation 2
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which doesn't even eat food
                        G                         C                              G  
and will never ever pee on the duvet
                     C  
One day I came home
and that dog had escaped
                Am  
he forsook his bone
and instead he ate
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everything I own
from the couch to the drapes
     C                                            G  
I called you on the phone
                                                                             C  
And said "I'm selling him on eBay
                                                                          Am  
We both know that we've got bills to pay
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He peed on season 2 of Deep Space 9
                  G                              C  
That's crossing the line
          G                            C                      G  
I'm listing the auction today"
     C                                                                    G  
I put him in a box with some Styrofoam peanuts
     C  
a bag of kibble and a couple of milk bones
          C                                                 G  
the guy online paid for overnight shipping
                  C                                                            G         C  
so the very next day he was in Buffalo
          C              G            C  
Oh, please don't cry,
                             G            C  
Oh, please don't cry,
                                  G            C  
Baby, please don't cry,
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Goddammit, stop crying.
                        C  
He is an ugly dog
like a ball of walking fuzz
                                  Am  
and he poops constantly
more than any other dog does
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but we won't have to worry
about it anymore because
                  C                      G  
please listen to me
                                                  C  
Yeah I sold him on eBay
                                                                  Am  
we both knew that we had bills to pay
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I got a hundred fifty dollars for
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that mutt that peed all over my floor
                G                                      C                 G  
and I know they'll be hell to pay
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Yeah we had bills to pay
                                                        Am  
so I sold her dog on eBay
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I told her "you have got to understand it
G                                    C  
yeah, he could sit
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but he absolutely couldn't stay.
C                                    G  
yeah, he could sit
                  C                         G                    C  
but he absolutely couldn't stay."