I wish you smelled a little funny Not just funny really bad We could roam the streets forever Just like cats but we'd never stray (Riff) I sometimes wish you were a mermaid I could raise you in the tub at home We could take a swim together On weekly daytrips to the bay Ooooooh, you and me It would be only you and me (2x) You and me I wish you were a little bigger Not just big but really really fat I often wish that you had feathers I'd keep you in a giant cage Oh Oh, you and me It'll be only you and me Ooooh, you and me It'll be only you and me You and me People say There are plenty of fish In the sea Baby, all I do I wish No chords I wish you were a little slower Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed I really wish that you were smaller Not just small but really really short Oh, you and me It'll be only you and me