Key: F
Introduction: F Am G C
F Am G C
I wish you smelled a little funny
F Am G C
Not just funny really bad
F Am G C
We could roam the streets forever
F Am G C
Just like cats but we'd never stray
(Riff)
F Am G C
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
F Am G C
I could raise you in the tub at home
F Am G C
We could take a swim together
F Am G C
On weekly daytrips to the bay
F Am G C
Ooooooh, you and me
F Am G C
It would be only you and me (2x)
You and me
F Am G C)
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really really fat
F Am G C)
I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
F Am G C
Oh Oh, you and me
F Am G C
It'll be only you and me
F Am G C
Ooooh, you and me
F Am G C
It'll be only you and me
You and me
Em Am
People say
F G
There are plenty of fish
Em Am
In the sea
F G
Baby, all I do I wish
No chords
F Am G C)
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
F Am G C)
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
F Am G C)
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me