I wish you smelled a little funny
Not just funny really bad
We could roam the streets forever
Just like cats but we'd never stray
(Riff)
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
I could raise you in the tub at home
We could take a swim together
On weekly daytrips to the bay
Ooooooh, you and me
It would be only you and me (2x)
You and me
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really really fat
I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
Oh Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Ooooh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
You and me
People say
There are plenty of fish
In the sea
Baby, all I do I wish
No chords
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
