Here comes The Black Horse, there goes The Brown Cow
Full of ringers of course, thrown up from the plough
The hoops and the stripes, the halves and the quarters
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids.
It?s Lee?s twenty-first but they?re not coming in
Because Bruiser McHuge declares them too thin
Annoyed and upset they head for elsewhere
They?d normally argue the toss, but besides being boss
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids.
He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds
He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds
He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds
He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds
His paranoia is absurd ? are you thinking ?bout my bird?
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because
Leave it be, let it go; don?t be daft don?t you know,
Leave it be, let it go; don?t be daft don?t you know
Leave it be, let it go; don?t be daft don?t you know,
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids.