Key: G
Introduction: G Am G G Am Em D G Am Em
G Am G D
Here comes The Black Horse, there goes The Brown Cow
G Am G D
Full of ringers of course, thrown up from the plough
G Am G D
The hoops and the stripes, the halves and the quarters
G C G C
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because
G D G Am(x2) G AmEm D(x2)
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids.
G Am G Am
It?s Lee?s twenty-first but they?re not coming in
G Am G D
Because Bruiser McHuge declares them too thin
G Am G D
Annoyed and upset they head for elsewhere
Bm C Eb D
They?d normally argue the toss, but besides being boss
G C G C
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because
G D G Am(x4) Bm C Eb D
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids.
G C G D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds
G C G D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds
G C G D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds
G C G D
He used to lark with the dreads, now he?s a nark on the steds
Bm C Eb D
His paranoia is absurd ? are you thinking ?bout my bird?
G C G C
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John, come on
G C
Just walk away John, come on, just walk away John because
G C
Leave it be, let it go don?t be daft don?t you know,
G C
Leave it be, let it go don?t be daft don?t you know
G C
Leave it be, let it go don?t be daft don?t you know,
G C G C
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids
G C G C G C D G
He?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids, he?s on the ?roids.