Key: F
Introduction: F
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I wish you smelled a little funny
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Not just funny really bad
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We could roam the streets forever
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Just like cats but we'd never stray
(Riff)
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I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
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I could raise you in the tub at home
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We could take a swim together
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On weekly daytrips to the bay
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Ooooooh, you and me
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It would be only you and me (2x)
You and me
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I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really really fat
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I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
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Oh Oh, you and me
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It'll be only you and me
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Ooooh, you and me
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It'll be only you and me
You and me
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People say
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There are plenty of fish
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In the sea
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Baby, all I do I wish
No chords
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I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
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I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
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Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me