Key: C
Introduction:
C/ C7/ F/ G/
Someone took a grapefruit, wore it like a hat
I saw someone under my kitchen table
C/ C7/ F/ G/
It might have been my memory, playing tricks on me
But I think I saw my buddy cutting down my neighbours tree.
F/ G7/
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F/ G7/
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And Bill, and Joe and Tommy, well, they went a little far
F/ G7/
So you see, your Honour, it was all in fun
That little bitty track meet down on main street
C/ C7/ F/ G/
Well they run us down to see you in an alcoholic haze
Sure could use those thirty days to recover from the party
F/ G/
Chorus