Tono: C
Introducción:
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Someone took a grapefruit, wore it like a hat
I saw someone under my kitchen table
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It might have been my memory, playing tricks on me
But I think I saw my buddy cutting down my neighbours tree.
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And Bill, and Joe and Tommy, well, they went a little far
F/ G7/
So you see, your Honour, it was all in fun
That little bitty track meet down on main street
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Well they run us down to see you in an alcoholic haze
Sure could use those thirty days to recover from the party
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Chorus