Someone took a grapefruit, wore it like a hat
I saw someone under my kitchen table
It might have been my memory, playing tricks on me
But I think I saw my buddy cutting down my neighbours tree.
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And Bill, and Joe and Tommy, well, they went a little far
So you see, your Honour, it was all in fun
That little bitty track meet down on main street
Well they run us down to see you in an alcoholic haze
Sure could use those thirty days to recover from the party
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