Key: A
Introduction: A G D A
A G
Unemployments rising
D A
In the Chigley end of town
A G
And it's speading like pneumonia
D A
Doesn't look like going down.
A G
There's trouble at the fire station
D A
Someone's had the sack.
A G
And the lads have organised a scheme
D A
To get rid of Captain Flack.
CA G DA CA G DA
Tell PC McGarry
To get himself a mate.
F
Someone get a message through
C
To Captain Snort
E
That they better start assembling
Am
The boys from the fort.
F C
Keep Mrs. Honeyman right out of sight,
E
'Cause there's gonna be riot
A
Down in Trumpton Tonight.
A G DA
All this aristocracy
Has really got to stop.