Key: G
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Tower block, you couldn't score in a tower block
G
F
D
D7
Do you wash plates down the WI?
G
F
C
F
Went down town, down town, saw you pasteling the precinct floor
G
F
D
D7
Had no qualms but I complained anyway.
G
D
'Cos I'm the big cheese down at the Tourist Information
G
I work out of Barmouth where the bathing is safe
D
Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite
G
Out on to the sandbank and then send in the clowns.
D
D7
G
We must do brunch sometime, that place by Pineapple
D
Cats, Phantom, Starlight, Les
G
F
It's the cohorts from the dance class
D
G
D
G
D
G
And they haven't paid their domino fees.
D
D7
G
How many of yous lot know that song by Blackfoot Sue
D
"I'm Standing In The Road"
G
F
D
Was penned by the burly physio of non-league Farnborough Tow-w-w-w-n?
G
D
Big cheese down at the Tourist Information
G
Come forth with your queries and I'll wade out for miles.
D
Never trust a Crown Green bowler under thirty
G
The future's so dull I've gotta sing torch songs.
D
Ah dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobshite
G
A
D
A,
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D
G
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Cokeheads, cokeheads, cokeheads.