Chords
Cherryeatsworlds - I Can't Stop Punching Toddlers

Key: G

Introduction:

G  Bm  C  
              G  
Oh officer~
     Bm                                                 C  
I kicked that child in self-defense
        G  
Oh officer~
                     Bm                                         C  
He was alone in Walmart... Fair game?
          G                              G7  
It really wasn't necessary
        Am                                 C  
To kick me out of the library
G  
What are orphans for if not to
Bm                            C  
Ridicule and possibly maim
Em                                                      Am  
I promise this has only happened once
                F                                                                                                 G  
Don't listen to that man, I didn't kill his son!
                     C                                                            G  
Okay, I get why I'm banned from Disneyland
                  Am                              Em  
But in my defense it wasn't planned
                                C                                                         G  
I'm at least sixty percent sure he had a knife
Am                                      Em  
Clearly he was a threat to my life
Outro
        G                    Bm  C  
Oh officer~
        G                    Bm  C  
Oh officer~
                          G                                 Bm                              C                      G  
Won't you please let me out of this... cell?