Tom: G
Introdução:
G
Oh officer~
Bm C
I kicked that child in self-defense
G
Oh officer~
Bm C
He was alone in Walmart... Fair game?
G G7
It really wasn't necessary
Am C
To kick me out of the library
G
What are orphans for if not to
Bm C
Ridicule and possibly maim
Em Am
I promise this has only happened once
F G
Don't listen to that man, I didn't kill his son!
C G
Okay, I get why I'm banned from Disneyland
Am Em
But in my defense it wasn't planned
C G
I'm at least sixty percent sure he had a knife
Am Em
Clearly he was a threat to my life
Outro
G Bm C
Oh officer~
G Bm C
Oh officer~
G Bm C G
Won't you please let me out of this... cell?