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Introduction: A D G D A G
A D G D A G
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
A D G D A G
Don&rsquo t want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
A D G D A G
And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead?
A D G D A G
I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed"
D
They all live on donuts and moose meat
A E
And they leave the house without packin' heat
E A
Never even bring their guns to the mall
D
And you know what else is too funny?
A E
Their stupid monopoly money-y
E
Can't take 'em seriously at...
A D G D A G
Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
A D G D A G
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
A D G D A G
They think their silly accent is so cute
A D G D A G
Can't understand a thing they're talking a-boot
D
Sure they got their national health care
A E
Cheaper meds, low crime rates, and clean air-r
( E) A
Then again well they got Celine Di-on
D
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
A E
And dream of driving a zamboni-i
( E)
All over Sas-ka-tchew-an
A D G D A
Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
A D G D A
Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
A D G D A
See the map they're hovering right over us
N.C.
D
Always hear the same kind of story
A E
Break their nose and they'll just say sorry-y
E A
Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
D
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
A E
So quick before they see it coming-g
E
Time for a pre-emptive strike