Tom:
Introdução: A D G D A G
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Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
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Don&rsquo t want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut
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And do I look like some frost bitten hosehead?
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I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed"
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
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And they leave the house without packin' heat
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Never even bring their guns to the mall
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And you know what else is too funny?
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Their stupid monopoly money-y
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Can't take 'em seriously at...
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Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
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They treat curling just like it's a real sport
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They think their silly accent is so cute
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Can't understand a thing they're talking a-boot
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Sure they got their national health care
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Cheaper meds, low crime rates, and clean air-r
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Then again well they got Celine Di-on
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Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
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And dream of driving a zamboni-i
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All over Sas-ka-tchew-an
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Don't want to be a Canadian idiot
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Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius
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See the map they're hovering right over us
N.C.
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Always hear the same kind of story
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Break their nose and they'll just say sorry-y
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Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
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It's gotta mean they're all up to something
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So quick before they see it coming-g
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Time for a pre-emptive strike