Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
Keith Richards naked, thats close but no cigar
The Elephant Man in bowling shoes, with a chili vomit stain
Or french kissin that poor woman from "Throw Mama From The Train"
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
Lyle Lovett naked, dancin in a leather bar
Richard Petty naked without his glasses or his hat
Chick McGee naked oh, its uglier than that.
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's Ford
Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on the divin' board
Gettin' caught without an umbrella in the middle of a shit storm
But at least its the same color as a Dale Jarrett uniform!