Tom: A
Introdução:
G C9
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
C9
Keith Richards naked, thats close but no cigar
G C9
The Elephant Man in bowling shoes, with a chili vomit stain
D G
Or french kissin that poor woman from "Throw Mama From The Train"
G C9
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's car
C9
Lyle Lovett naked, dancin in a leather bar
G C9
Richard Petty naked without his glasses or his hat
D G
Chick McGee naked.... oh, its uglier than that.
G C9
Name me three things uglier than Dale Jarrett's Ford
C9
Tony Siragusa in a jock strap, bouncin' on the divin' board
G C9
Gettin' caught without an umbrella in the middle of a shit storm
D G
But at least its the same color as a Dale Jarrett uniform!