I heard you walking down our street
Emphatic boots on massive feet
I?d have to strap on my guitar
And tell the people near and far
?I?d like to swerve the Checkatrade with you?.
Swerving the Checkatrade, swerving the Checkatrade
Swerving the Checkatrade with you
My heart is like a hand grenade
My head feels like it?s been waylaid
Swerving the Checkatrade with you.
verse 2
I?d followed you for half a mile
And in what seemed like quite a while
Oh, I like a pint, I like a brawl
I like a scone but most of all
I?d like to swerve the Checkatrade with you.
Yeah, swerving the Checkatrade, swerving the Checkatrade
So we may get to bill and coo
I?d weighed up all the pro?s and con?s
Of watching th?under twenty-ones
Swerving the Checkatrade with you.
Outro
Oh, let me gaze upon your curves
Instead of Ipswich Town reserves
Swerving the Checkatrade with you??
Swerving the Checkatrade with you??
Swerving the Checkatrade with you.