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I dream of occasional fanzine mentions I've been to one too ...

27 Yards Of Dental Floss |||||

Well. I told her that I thought life's too short And we real...

13 Eurogoths Floating In The Dead Sea |||||

13 Eurogoths 13 Eurogoths 13 Eurogoths floating in the Dea...

1966 And All That |||||

We sat and decided as the seasons collided That our love was...

A Lilac Harry Quinn |||||

In this sumptuous hacienda Where I weigh things up as they?r...

Albert Hammond Bootleg |||||

Dragging my guitar 'round maternity ward I was in search of ...

Alehouse Futsal |||||

I wanna kill your Sunday morning, call dusk on a new age daw...

All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit |||||

There was one in the gang who had Scalextric And because of ...

Arthurs Farm |||||

Arthur Askey and Douggie-Wouggie Bader went down to the anim...

Bad Review |||||

Re Our gig at Deptford Abyss Who the hell does Jeff Dreadnou...

Baguette Dilemma For The Booker Prize Guy |||||

Well Iâ??ve got a dead leg from kicking myself For letting o...

Bladderwrack Allowance |||||

To think you could be sitting watching telly by the fire Ins...

Blood On The Quad |||||

They looked at my postcode, they asked me to speak It was th...

Blue Badge Abuser |||||

A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud A ne'er do-well of the high...

Bogus Official |||||

I'm the man that you need on the day that it rains I'm the w...

C.a.m.r.a. Man |||||

Anything under five per cent I don't wanna drink it Ugly fro...

Carry On Cremating |||||

We?re hardly the fruit from a well-tended banana tree We?re ...

David Wainwrights Feet |||||

Peter's on his skateboard, Ryan's on his bike Steven's over ...

Depressed Beyond Tablets |||||

I walk caverns and abysmals that I hope you never dream of I...

Descent Of The Stiperstones |||||

I was Yes I was Descending the Stiperstones When I Recalled ...

Dickie Davies Eyes |||||

Mention the Lord of the Rings just once more And I'll more t...

Emergency Locksmith |||||

verse 1 I entered a field on my right through a bachelor gat...

Epiphany |||||

I can recall the day quite clearly. A Friday in July. A swel...

Even Men With Steel Hearts |||||

Hey Louis Wonderful world, terrible song, everything's gone ...

Every Time A Bell Rings |||||

verse 1 Ground Control to Monty Don, The testimonial silve...

Excavating Rita |||||

When I need you you?re only ever twenty-eight away with a ta...

Faithlift |||||

Trying to iron out your problems without Jesus Is only going...

Fear My Wraith |||||

Verse Vespers done, I glide out to where the coolest shade ...

Fix It So She Dreams Of Me |||||

There?s a girl I?m told who rolls her eyes at the Gok Wan ac...

Floreat Inertia |||||

I could be tugging on the beard of science like a cheeky sch...

Footprints |||||

Ethereal requiem mausoleum? Bert Royal Harlequin tourniquet ...

Fretwork Homework |||||

We?re into the final of ?The Battle Of The Bands,? woh-o-o-o...

Fuckin Ell Its Fred Titmus |||||

Oh I was walking round my favourite store Searching for the ...

Fun Day In The Park |||||

I saw posters all around town Fun day in the park, bring the...

Get Kramer |||||

We?ve got Kramer coming over to produce us So that we can sh...

Girlfriends Finished With Him |||||

The difference between us and all the other bands Is that we...

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