In front of the bar staff the bands still play
So I get on my knees and really pray
Ask for inspiration from the boys up above
Handed down a plan which seems simple enough.
Another bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat
We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums.
Find a group that pulls a crowd and get them booked
Then describe to companies how their name would look
Plastered round the area where the punters mass
Ten times more effective than the underpass.
It?s a bright idea from Gabriel to keep the small clubs afloat
We should be sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums!
Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he?d be interested in
A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound.
Come on everybody there?s no time to waste
Ernie Ball, Rotosound, Zildjian and Paiste
Common misconceptions will be left at the door
And Sparks won?t come from Germany anymore.
So it?s thumbs up for Gabriel for keeping small clubs afloat
We?re sponsoring the moshpits, bang the drums!
Wine and dine Keith Prowse. Ask him if he?d be interested in
A deal with David Prowse, whereby everyone gets to the gig all safe and sound
And in this way your club will be saved from the JCB
And in this way your club will be saved from JCB.
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits. Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.
Moshpits, moshpits, sponsoring the moshpits.
Moshpits.