I lost my Barbour in Twickenham car park
Seems I was fazed by my varsity gal,
Through Donald Sinden's theatrical memories
We laughed a while until Libby had to go home.
I left my Chomsky at the Waterstone's book launch
Umberto Eco, Iranian crepes,
Great uncle Corduroy invited us down to his gite
Fresh bread, Kaleidoscope, Kinder Scout and Mam Tor.
(instr as verse)
I blew my Giro on debts and essentials
Cosi Fan Tutte ' I'll miss you again,
I asked for water, they sent me a final demand
Placepot Uttoxeter down by one thirty-five.