Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie,
Porcupine Pie
Vanilla Soup,
a double scoop please No
Maybe I won't, maybe I won't,
maybe I'll have
the tutti fruit,
with fruity blue cheese
Ah but Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie
don't let it get on your jeans
And though it sounds a little strange but
you gotta eat it with gloves,
or your hands will turn green
(spoken)
Ah but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie
weaves its way through my dreams
I do believe I'm gonna try some and
leave enough room for dessert,
the chicken ripple ice cream.
(Outro:)