Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie Vanilla Soup, a double scoop please..........No Maybe I won't, maybe I won't, maybe I'll have the tutti fruit, with fruity blue cheese Ah but Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie, Porcupine Pie don't let it get on your jeans And though it sounds a little strange but you gotta eat it with gloves, or your hands will turn green.. (spoken) Ah but porcupine pie, porcupine pie, porcupine pie weaves its way through my dreams I do believe I'm gonna try some and leave enough room for dessert, the chicken ripple ice cream. (Outro:)