Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If youre easily offended well thats okay
Its a completely non-offensive and
politically correct holiday
We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire.
How bout we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?
how lovely are thou branches
Why am I getting bleeped again?
you gotta say Holiday
Jimmy, are you listening?
What?
Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If youre easily offended well thats okay
Why do these people have to feel that way?
Its a completely non-offensive and
politically correct holiday
Im just trying to come up with a song here.
Lets sing one together, everybody ready? George?
bearing gifts weve traveled real far.
Sorry boys, you have to say Asia now.
What?
We three kings of Asia are.
That sounds like horse----
Oh lord, okay. How bout Little Drummer boy?
Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If youre easily offended well thats okay
Its a completely non-offensive and
politically correct holiday
Hohoho!
No.
and a happy ne--- year.
We cant say new; itll offend the old folks.
And you better not offend themus!