Tom: E
Introdução:
E A
Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
B E
Whatever you do watch what you say
A B C#m
If youre easily offended well thats okay
A
Its a completely non-offensive and
B E
politically correct holiday
E
We catch up with our three cowboys one cold
December night huddled around the camp fire.
E
How bout we sing some holiday songs?
Yeah, hey George, you wanna lead us off?
B E
how lovely are thou branches
E
Why am I getting bleeped again?
you gotta say Holiday
E
Jimmy, are you listening?
What?
E A
Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
B E
Whatever you do watch what you say
A B C#m
If youre easily offended well thats okay
Why do these people have to feel that way?
A
Its a completely non-offensive and
B E
politically correct holiday
E
Im just trying to come up with a song here.
Lets sing one together, everybody ready? George?
E B7 E
bearing gifts weve traveled real far.
E
Sorry boys, you have to say Asia now.
What?
E
We three kings of Asia are.
E
That sounds like horse----
Oh lord, okay. How bout Little Drummer boy?
E A
Well, its a Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
B E
Whatever you do watch what you say
A B C#m
If youre easily offended well thats okay
A
Its a completely non-offensive and
B E
politically correct holiday
E
Hohoho!
No.
F# A E
and a happy ne--- year.
E
We cant say new itll offend the old folks.
And you better not offend themus!