I like telling dirty jokes,
and I like smoking crystal meth,
but darling I love you.
And I like laughing at retards,
and I like throwing rocks at dogs,
but darling I love you.
I love you like the moon and stars,
when little kids get hit by cars,
girl you know its true.
Darling, I love you.
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I've been tryin' to move on,
since you left, since you've been gone,
but its so hard on me.
Talked to a girl in first hour,
bought her a cd, bought her a flower,
but she's a stupid cunt.
But I'll take anything,
and I'll take anyone.
I'll take an angry lesbian
with a loaded gun.
I'll take a whore with syphilis
and gonorrhea too.
But darling, I love you.