Tom: C
Introdução:
C
I like telling dirty jokes,
C
and I like smoking crystal meth,
F G C
but darling I love you.
C
And I like laughing at retards,
C
and I like throwing rocks at dogs,
F G C
but darling I love you.
F E
I love you like the moon and stars,
C F
when little kids get hit by cars,
F G C
girl you know its true.
F G C
Darling, I love you.
*play the intro again here *
C
I've been tryin' to move on,
C
since you left, since you've been gone,
F G C
but its so hard on me.
C
Talked to a girl in first hour,
C
bought her a cd, bought her a flower,
F G C
but she's a stupid cunt.
F E
But I'll take anything,
C F
and I'll take anyone.
F E
I'll take an angry lesbian
C F
with a loaded gun.
F E
I'll take a whore with syphilis
C F
and gonorrhea too.
F G C
But darling, I love you.