A dirty rounder, a no-good fraud
A ne'er do-well of the highest accord
I've got the supermarket sympathy vote
I've got a ten year old doctor's note.
'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser
I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser.
I park up in the pouring rain
The space was empty; who's to complain?
And if they did, I'd say I'm due for the op
And sprint wilfully off to the shop.
'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser
I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser.
'Fetch my stick Margaret'.
(instr ADE, ADE, AFE, ADE, DEA, DEA,F)
I used to favour justice and truth
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth
One day I know I'll have to face His wrath
A walk in hell for a walk-in bath.
'Cos I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser
I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser.
I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser.
I'm a Blue, Blue Badge abuser.
Blue Badge abuser.