We've just been performing a guerilla gig
In the middle of another group's guerilla gig
Well, surely that's the ultimate guerilla gig
But still they cried like girls
Road signs on our country lanes may
Not be what they seem
Asparagus next left who says
"I've been up stream"
Going down there for plum tomatoes
It's not a good idea
For 'horse manure 200 yards' read
'Bottomless perdition'
Riff A
When the club versus country dispute arose
Small children were trampled in the exodus
We all knew someone at primary school
Who had a really powerful magnet
New potatoes this a way an
Arrow points innocently
Dirt track to a darker place that's
What it says to me
Last chance for hanging baskets
There even giving you clues
Fresh broad-beans and aubergines
Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms
GUITAR SOLO
Whatever happened to the plumber's van
Humble amateur transit van
Vans have become ridiculous with their
Strategies and logistics
Veer soon for marmalade I
Don't think so Joe
And why are the tractors turning
We really ought to know
So stay alert minor roads
Remember Phyllis
Ooh, rhubarb let's go
She's still not been accounted for