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Things You Dont Say To Your Wife

Tom: G

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 G                                                               C                               D 
Hey honey have you gained some weight in your rear-end
 G                                                             C                   D 
The dress you wear reminds me of my old girlfriend
 Em                           D                                   C                                   G 
And where'de you get those shoes i think there pretty lame
 Em                           D                                   C                                     G 
would you stop talking 'cause im trying to watch the game
(chorus)
 Em                                 G 
If your a man who wants to live
 Em                           G 
a long and happy life
 Em                                         D                                     G 
these are the things you don't say to your wife.
 G                                               C                                   D 
I planned a hunting trip next week on your birthday
 G                                     C                           D 
I didn't ask you but i knew i'de be ok

 Em                         D                 C                 G 
I taped it over our old wedding video
(chorus)
 G                                                 C                             D 
Your cooking is ok but not like mother makes
 G                                                 C                             D 
The diamond in the ring i bought you is a fake
 Em                         D                           C                     G 
Your eyes look puffy dear, are you feeling ill
 Em                   D                   C                       G 
Happy aniversary i bought you a treadmill
(chorus)
 Em                           G                                 Em                           G 
If you a man who doesn't want to get killed with a knife,
 Em                                                 D                           G 
These are the things you don't say to your wife.

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