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There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet

Tom: C

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Em  
  Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
          C  
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed.
          G  
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
C                                                                      B7  
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
Em                                                                                                 D  
  Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman.
          G                                                                                         C  
And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed.
          Am                                                                                    B  
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.
C                                                                         D  
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
                                Em                                                                                                                    Am  
When you're in black slacks with accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
                C                         B7                                         Em  
Whoa, everything goes according to plan.
C                                                    B                                                    Em                    G  
I am the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it.
                                G  
Because you say so under your breath.
                                          B7  
You're reading lips "when did he get at all confident?"
C                              B                 Em                              G  
Haven't you heard that i'm the new cancer?
  G                                              B7                                                            B  C  B  C  
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
Em  
  Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
  C  
I bet you just can't keep up (keep up) with these fashionistas, and
G  
  Tonight, tonight you are, you are a whispering campaign.
C                                                                                         B7  
  I bet to them your name is "cheap", I bet to them you look like shit.
Em                                                         D  
  Talk to the mirror, oh, choke back tears.
                        G                                                         C  
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
  Am                                                            B                                                    C  
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table,
                                  D                              C            B         B7  
They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin.
I am the new cancer, never looked better...
      D    G    C        B  Em2x  
Em                              D                    G                                 C  
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
                                                     B                      Em  
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it            2x
                     Em                                                            D                                                              G                                                                    C  
And I know, and I know, it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up.
                                                                  B                                                                                         Em  
I've never been so surreptitious, so of course you'll be distracted when i spike the punch. 3x