Tom: A
A
E
You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently
D
A
E
Those corporate stunt shows you attend - you'll never get asked back again.
A
E
Say, hello spinal curvature get used to the mirthless furniture
D
A
E
Now we've kissed I've written this list I thought you ought to know.
A
E
Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries
D
A
E
Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries.
A
Well I'll not sit backwards on the train
E
I can't say I'll always flush the chain
D
A
E
And what I call pleasure you may call pain - I'm talking five day tests.
A
E
Prepare to lose your dignity as I ride to victory
D
A
E
Down the aisles at Tesco wearing nothing much at all.
Bb
Gm
C
D
Ancient pack horse bridges we'll avoid
Eb
Cm
D
Marajuana bores must be destroyed.
A
E
Bin men, thin men, lexicographers, squid yes not so octopus
D
A
E
Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June - I simply won't be there.
A
E
No way joke shop excrement, don't say the lightshow's excellent
D
A
E
It makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a fan of the band.
A
E
Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries
D
A
E
Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries.
A
Oh Brit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot
E
Sheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot
D
A
E
You point to finches in my yard and you ask "what's them things there?"
A
E
Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries
D
A
E
Them's the aviaries and I've been saving these things just for you
A
E
A
E
A
E
A
For you, for you, for you.