C
D
E
C
D
Bm/F#
E
chord sequences sound better without 3rds)
B
A
It's one thing to know it but another to admit
G7M
We're the worst band in the world
B
C
D
E
C
D
Bm/F#
E
But we don't give a....
B
A
If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums
G7M
B
Then we'd be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums
C
D
E
C
D
E
C
D
Bm/F#
C
So tune up, tune up
D
Well we've never done a days work in our life
Eb
And our records sell in zillions
E
Bm
It irrigates my heart with greed
A
C+
Ab/Gb
To know that you adore me
A
Bbº
Up yours, up mine
C#m7
F#7
But up ev'rybody's that takes time
C
D
E
But we're working on it
C
D
E
C
D
Bm/F#
E
Working on it - Oo-oo-oo----ooh
F#
C#m
We never seen the van - leave it to the roadies
F#
C#m
Never met the roadies - leave them in the van
C#m
C#m6
C#m
C#m6
C#m
C#m6
C#m
C#m6
C#m
C#m6
C#m
C#m6
C#m
All be...cause of cir...cum...stances way bey..ond con...trol
G#
G#+
G#
G#+
G#
G#+
G#
G#+
B7
B
B+
We be... came the dar.lings of this thing called rock and roll, ooh
E
Eb+
Here I am a record on a jukebox
E
C
D
E
C
D
E
A little piece of plastic with a hole, ooh Play me
C
D
Bm/F#
C#m
B
B4
B
Buy me and you play me then my plastic turns to gold
C#m
B
B4
B
D+
E
Eb+
Here we are together on your hifi
E
C
D
A little piece of plastic with a hole, oh
E
C
D
E
C
D
E
C
D
E