Key:
Introduction:
C D E C D Bm/F# E
chord sequences sound better without 3rds)
B A
It's one thing to know it but another to admit
G7M
We're the worst band in the world
B C D E C D Bm/F# E
But we don't give a....
B A
If Garbo played guitar with Valentino on the drums
G7M B
Then we'd be nothing more than a bunch of darma bums
C D E C D E C D Bm/F# C
So tune up, tune up
D
Well we've never done a days work in our life
Eb
And our records sell in zillions
E Bm
It irrigates my heart with greed
A C+ Ab/Gb
To know that you adore me
A Bbº
Up yours, up mine
C#m7 F#7
But up ev'rybody's that takes time
C D E
But we're working on it
C D E C D Bm/F# E
Working on it - Oo-oo-oo----ooh
F# C#m
We never seen the van - leave it to the roadies
F# C#m
Never met the roadies - leave them in the van
C#m C#m6 C#m C#m6 C#m C#m6 C#m C#m6 C#m C#m6 C#m C#m6 C#m
All be...cause of cir...cum...stances way bey..ond con...trol
G# G#+ G# G#+ G# G#+ G# G#+ B7 B B+
We be... came the dar.lings of this thing called rock and roll, ooh
E Eb+
Here I am a record on a jukebox
E C D E C D E
A little piece of plastic with a hole, ooh Play me
C D Bm/F# C#m B B4 B
Buy me and you play me then my plastic turns to gold
E Eb+
Here we are together on your hifi
E C D
A little piece of plastic with a hole, oh