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Introdução: Cm9 Cm9/G
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I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
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They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
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But you'll find that nowadays
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I've mended all my ways
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Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
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And I fortunately know a little magic
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It's a talent that I always have possessed
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And dear lady, please don't laugh
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I use it on behalf
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Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)
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Poor unfortunate souls
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In pain, in need
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This one longing to be thinner
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That one wants to get the girl
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And do I help them?
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Yes, indeed
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Those poor unfortunate souls
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So sad, so true
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They come flocking to my cauldron
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Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
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And I help them!
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Yes I do
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Now it's happened once or twice
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Someone couldn't pay the price
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And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
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Yes I've had the odd complaint
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But on the whole I've been a saint
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To those poor unfortunate souls
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Have we got a deal?
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The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
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They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
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Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
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And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
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Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
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True gentlemen avoid it when they can
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But they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn
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It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man
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Come on you poor unfortunate soul
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I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
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It won't cost much
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Just your voice!
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You poor unfortunate soul
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It's sad but true
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If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
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You've got the pay the toll
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Take a gulp and take a breath
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And go ahead and sign the scroll
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Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
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The boss is on a roll
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This poor unfortunate soul