Key: E
Introduction: Cm9 Cm9/G
Cm9
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
C#7
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
G7G7(sus4)
But you'll find that nowadays
G7
I've mended all my ways
G# C# G G7
Repented, seen the light, and made a switch
Cm9 Cm9/G
And I fortunately know a little magic
C#7
It's a talent that I always have possessed
G7
And dear lady, please don't laugh
G7
I use it on behalf
G# C# G7/4 G/F
Of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)
Cm9
Poor unfortunate souls
Dm7(5-) G7 Cm9
In pain, in need
Dm7(5-) G7
This one longing to be thinner
Cm9 Cm
That one wants to get the girl
D7
And do I help them?
Dm7(5-) G7
Yes, indeed
Cm9
Those poor unfortunate souls
Dm7(5-) G7 Cm9
So sad, so true
Dm7(5-) G7
They come flocking to my cauldron
Cm9
Crying, "Spells, Ursula, please!"
Dm7(5-) G7
And I help them!
Cm7
Yes I do
Dm7(5-)
Now it's happened once or twice
Fm6
Someone couldn't pay the price
G7/4 G7 C
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
D#
Yes I've had the odd complaint
G# C#
But on the whole I've been a saint
Cm/G G7 Cm9
To those poor unfortunate souls
Cm Cm/G
Have we got a deal?
Dm9 Dm9/A)
Dm9
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
D#
They think a girl who gossips is a bore!
A7
Yet on land it's much prefered for ladies not to say a word
A# Eb A7 A/G
And after all dear, what is idle babble for?
Dm9
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
D#
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
A7
But they dote and swoon and fawn on a lady who's withdrawn
A# D# A7 A/G
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man
Dm9
Come on you poor unfortunate soul
Em7(5-) A7 Dm9
Gºahead!
Em7(5-) A7 Dm9 Dm9/F
I'm a very busy woman and I haven't got all day
E7
It won't cost much
A7
Just your voice!
Dm9
You poor unfortunate soul
Em7(5-) A7 Dm9
It's sad but true
A7
If you want to cross the bridge, my sweet
Dm
You've got the pay the toll
A7
Take a gulp and take a breath
A7
And go ahead and sign the scroll
A7
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
Dm F7+/C Dm/B
The boss is on a roll
A#9 A7 Dm
This poor unfortunate soul