Tom: D
Introdução:
D D7
Darlin, you say you love me, But there so many things
G D
you could do to prove that love to me.
You kiss me, and you hold me, bring me flowers all the time
E A
But that?s not enough to satisfy my needs
G D
If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot.
A D
You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.
G D
You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.
A D
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.
D D7
No you can?t watch Jerry Springer, cause my dadgum wrastlin?s on
G D
Now keep that baby just as quiet as a mouse
And get your booty in that kitchen, and fry me up
E A
some pork chops and eggs, like they do at waffle house.
G D
If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot.
A D
You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.
G D
You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.
A D
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.
G
Quit your snorin, it?s so borin,
and I?m freezin, cause your teasin me
D
with just the corner of the covers,
I could smother your face,
Bm
with the pillow, billowin? the sheets
E A
when you roll on the dog and he lets one, loose.
G D
If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot.
A D
You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.
G D
You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.
A D
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.
A D
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.
A D
Or sleep on the floor