Cifras
If You Love Me

Tono: D

Introducción:

dificultad
fácil |||||
                          DA  
D                                                                                                                         D7  
Darlin, you say you love me, But there so many things
                          G                                                              D  
you could do to prove that love to me.
You kiss me, and you hold me, bring me flowers all the time
          E                                                                                 A  
But that?s not enough to satisfy my needs
                  G                                                                         D  
If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot.
                                  A                                                            D  
You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.
                                                  G                                                                    D  
You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.
                                        A                                                            D  
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.
D                                                                                                                                                                 D7  
No you can?t watch Jerry Springer, cause my dadgum wrastlin?s on
                                     G                                                            D  
Now keep that baby just as quiet as a mouse
And get your booty in that kitchen, and fry me up
             E                                                                                                                 A  
some pork chops and eggs, like they do at waffle house.
                  G                                                                         D  
If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot.
                                  A                                                            D  
You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.
                                                  G                                                                    D  
You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.
                                        A                                                            D  
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.
G  
Quit your snorin, it?s so borin,
and I?m freezin, cause your teasin me
             D  
with just the corner of the covers,
I could smother your face,
                        Bm  
with the pillow, billowin? the sheets
                                                        E                                      A  
when you roll on the dog and he lets one, loose.
                  G                                                                         D  
If you love me, you?ll sleep on the wet spot.
                                  A                                                            D  
You?d buy my tampons, with your food stamps.
                                                  G                                                                    D  
You?d take out the garbage, clean out the cat box.
                                        A                                                            D  
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.
                                        A                                                            D  
If you love me darlin, the wet spot is yours.
        A                              D  
Or sleep on the floor